- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

go F*** yourself

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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