An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Knock knock

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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