Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You're a frog

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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