What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what goes boo a sock

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Women's Rights

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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