Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Derp

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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