What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Christianity.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

homosexual

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