What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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field day?

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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black people

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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