Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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