- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

the midget went to the midget store

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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