Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A woman walks into a bar.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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