- Anti Joke

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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If you were a cactus, why?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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