Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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black people

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A Sloth runs...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call a black man? A person

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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An man walks to a bra

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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