- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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