A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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The global news

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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