michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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