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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

White men's rights

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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