What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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womens rights

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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hi

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

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