How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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