- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

So, this joke isn't funny.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

why did sally drown cause she was black

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A seal walks into a club.

non poop

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