im gay

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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