What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Anti Joke

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