- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Abortion.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Chuck norris

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

why dont they make black forks

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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