Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Cancer

WNBA

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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