- Anti Joke

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

L's I's that took Viagra.