- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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