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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

No, Trinidad.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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