What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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