What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Whats green? The color green.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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