- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

ask me if im a door yes

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Female rights.

Knock knock Shut up

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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