- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

to get to the other side.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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