a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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