George Bush.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Katy Perry

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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