what is the color of a burp burple

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Justin Bieber

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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