Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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nice tits.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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