Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

The queen having a shit

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

save me from the nothing ive become

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Your text.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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