Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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