What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Nickleback.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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