- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

lipstick pig

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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