- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

It says so on your cap.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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