- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

It says so on your cap.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Actually it was me Josh brown

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