Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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my mind's eye?

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Anti Joke

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