- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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