- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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