- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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