A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Justin Bieber

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

woman's rights

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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