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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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