what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Albert your flies undone.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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