Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Some people like melon and others like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -9

YES! EXACTLY!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops