Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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