What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Nick Cannon

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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The WNBA

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a black man? A person

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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