- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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