A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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knock,knock you suck

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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