So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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knock,knock you suck

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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