why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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I have a gay camel

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Anti Joke

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