What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Phew... it's gone.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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