- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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