- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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