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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Your mother is so fat.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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