- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's brown and sticky? Anal

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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