- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Tough crowd tonight...

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

ejaculation JLR

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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