A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

the WNBA

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do you call your mom? Mom

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

womens rights

speech and debate.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

9/11

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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