- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Obama walks into a hospital....

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Not a joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.