A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Choir.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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