Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Bark I'm a tree

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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It got hit by a rocket.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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I have an erection My mom!

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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