- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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