- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Make me famous

George Bush.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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