- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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