Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Burp

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Mitt Romney

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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this is not a drill.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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im gey

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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