- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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